wehaveourdragons:

castiali:

my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you suddenly hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they just knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles

 #my favourite is when you hear a deep heavy sigh afterwards #or a string of curse words

queercommunist:

ihaveabsolutelynoidea:

"why are these scientists talking about pluto when they should be curing ebola" because they’re astrophysicists not molecular engineers or infectious disease specialists you’re getting mad at the wrong people 

*walks into Starbucks and violently shakes the barista* LOOK WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A NEW BED FRAME THEN????

I am a very private person, yet I am an open book.
If you don’t ask…I won’t tell.
— (via lindsaylately)
Reblogged from Hold onto me as we go.

onlylolgifs:

Huge Saint Bernard dog being needy

Reblogged from Hold onto me as we go.

regalasfuck:

THIS NEW DRAKE????????

Reblogged from so where's the alcohol
Tags: my jams

punkmonksteven:

Ultimate SpidermanS02Ep16 - Ultimate Deadpool

Reblogged from Love like sh*t
frykent:


You can bet your damn life I’d be making a cake for someone if they did that

frykent:

You can bet your damn life I’d be making a cake for someone if they did that

Reblogged from Am I your Arabella?

10 things you need to know about an El Clasico:

chelseachelseaisourname:

1. Messi will score
2. Ronaldo will score
3. There will be on average 5 yellow cards
4. There will be at least 1 red card
5. Sergio Ramos will be the collector of the red card.
6. It will not end in a draw
7. There will be at least 1 penalty
8. There will be lots of loud fans
9. Every football fan of every country will watch this match
10. There will be at least 1 fight /scuffle

Reblogged from TOO MANY TEAMS.